old-world-bird:

patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

quick-time-events:

patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

elf-kid2:

jamesspaderdidhavanasyndrome:

worldhammerer:

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I regret nothing

magic-and-moonlit-wings:

psychoticrambling:

nemophilablues:

@hideous-gnosis why did you hide this in the tags?

[tweet by Chaddington] 

(At the store) 

I probably won’t need too many of these store-brand goldfish crackers 

(Day 1 of self-quarantine) 

My Dearest Henrietta, 

I write to you in a torpor in these dark times. Damnable fool that I am, I have already exhausted mine supply of cheese whales 

[/end tweet] 

[screenshot of tags] 

#they had expired pocky on sale for #exchange rate probably something like 60 cents for 3 #reader i bought 27 fucking boxes of pocky #do you know how many boxes of pocky i had two days later #answer :I HAD NO POCKY #DIDN’T MAKE FOOD FOR TWO DAYS #ATE 27 BOXES OF SLIGHTLY OFF COOKIES AND CREAM POCKY #TURNED INTO ME IN EIGHTH GRADE AT ANIME CLUB #PLAGUE MAKES BEASTS OF US ALL 

[/end screenshot] 

theconcealedweapon:

ousia-poetica:

The first time I saw her, I would say she was a fragment of the moon, an arched and silent smile… “full of enchantment, alchemy and tenderness”. Art Jeremy Sams.

funnytwittertweets:

I dont like how this was on my birthday…

beardedmrbean:

emphatic-nomadic:

Portland Japanese Garden

saxifraga-x-urbium:

joasakura:

elizabethplaid:

fuckyeahstsebastian:

(video tweet: https://twitter.com/Etherelle/status/1484410925490708481?s=20)

the work of etherelle: https://t.co/dPhLw3xuRx (carrd)

happy belated st sebastian day. no idea how to tag this.

The eyes here really seal the deal, though the toothpick-arrow is also a nice touch.

Also reminds me of the story that was circulating around awhile ago, where the narrator had made some sort of jam-filled bread effigy of Jesus for Easter or somesuch.

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

what the entire fuck happened to my side blog last night why does this post have 8000 odd notes

tea-mist:

rintheyordle:

IM SO SLOW AT DRAWING AND IM SO TIRED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lays on the floor

*Uses Phoenix Down*

agir1ukn0w:

tlirsgender:

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

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virtual-virtual-reality:

only-tiktoks:

ALT

he looks like this thing